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Est. 2026 · USA

Make People Drink Again

People are super fucking boring. We are here to fix that.

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The Goods

Two products. One mission. Zero apologies.

Available NowNo. 001

Red cap with white embroidered lettering that reads Make PPL Drink Again

The Hat
Red. Loud. Correct.

Structured red cap, white stitched lettering, adjustable strap. Wear it to the function. Become the function.

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Coming SoonNo. 002

Coming
Soon

The Bong
Beer, Obviously.

You know what this is. You are not allowed to see it yet. Get the hat in the meantime.

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About the Company

People are super fucking boring. We need to make people drink again.

That is the entire company description. There is no page two. Buy a hat, tell a friend, order a round.